Lidcutban is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying faun.

Lidcutban created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcutban, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidcutban, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lidcutban's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lidcutban's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.