Nadsterdam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful wren.

Nadsterdam created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadsterdam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nadsterdam, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nadsterdam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nadsterdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never paint your hands yellow.

5. Do not wear green clothing.