Padmatlip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, happy guinea pig.

Padmatlip created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padmatlip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Padmatlip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Padmatlip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Padmatlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Retreat if six geese approach from the south.