Honvabjat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent raven.

Honvabjat created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Honvabjat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Honvabjat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Honvabjat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Honvabjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away if seven birds approach from the east.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Honvabjat loves snails, so they must be respected.