Hinnutjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless horse.

Hinnutjop created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinnutjop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hinnutjop, she will turn you into a worm.

Hinnutjop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hinnutjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always obey Hinnutjop's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.