Japsogtof is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever fish.

Japsogtof created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Japsogtof, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Japsogtof, he will have a low opinion of you.

Japsogtof's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Japsogtof's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Erect seven iron sculptures of Japsogtof on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about gravity.