Panhimrul is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous wyrm.

Panhimrul created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panhimrul, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panhimrul, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Panhimrul's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Panhimrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never look at galaxies.