Afrigdid Listwabwiktenmab Stafmappib is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever lizard.

Afrigdid Listwabwiktenmab Stafmappib created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afrigdid Listwabwiktenmab Stafmappib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Afrigdid Listwabwiktenmab Stafmappib, she will turn you into a rat.

Afrigdid Listwabwiktenmab Stafmappib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Afrigdid Listwabwiktenmab Stafmappib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afrigdid Listwabwiktenmab Stafmappib.