Bogtofveg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tranquil armadillo.

Bogtofveg created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtofveg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogtofveg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogtofveg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bogtofveg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bogtofveg.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.