Farn is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, irritating dove.

Farn created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Farn, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Farn, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Farn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention eagles.