Tadfosshav is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sage lion.

Tadfosshav created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tadfosshav, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tadfosshav, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tadfosshav's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tadfosshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never look at moons.