Volpinnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil hedgehog.

Volpinnurl created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volpinnurl, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Volpinnurl, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Volpinnurl's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Volpinnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Volpinnurl on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never skip in the presence of geese.