Rilladyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, blissful pig.

Rilladyat created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilladyat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilladyat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rilladyat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rilladyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Put Rilladyat first in all things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Rilladyat loves horses, so they must be respected.