Fomlarprul is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable cat.

Fomlarprul created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomlarprul, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fomlarprul, it will turn you into a dog.

Fomlarprul's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fomlarprul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about nebulae.