Hivsagbon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, charitable salamander.

Hivsagbon created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Hivsagbon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivsagbon, she will turn you into a dog.

Hivsagbon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hivsagbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not stand on grass.