Rowgepcum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind parrot.

Rowgepcum created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgepcum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowgepcum, she will not invite you to parties.

Rowgepcum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rowgepcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowgepcum.