Vonflisguptig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, humane skunk.

Vonflisguptig created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonflisguptig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonflisguptig, it will be very sad.

Vonflisguptig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vonflisguptig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never laugh near turtles.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from magenta shrews for they are unholy.