Madsogsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, strong spider.

Madsogsaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madsogsaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madsogsaf, she will curse you with boils.

Madsogsaf's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Madsogsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Do not eat peas.