Midliploop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident weasel.

Midliploop created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Midliploop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Midliploop, it will refuse to believe in you.

Midliploop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Midliploop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not chop down trees.