Komfarnhom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful dragon.

Komfarnhom created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Komfarnhom, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Komfarnhom, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Komfarnhom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Komfarnhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your legs gray.

4. Hide if five snakes approach from the east.

5. Never talk about moons.