Barn is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful unicorn.

Barn created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barn, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Barn, she will turn you into a rat.

Barn's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Barn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Barn on top of important buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat spinach.