Busruttim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-confident snail.

Busruttim created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busruttim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Busruttim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Busruttim's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Busruttim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near otters.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away if seven swans approach from the north.