Flyflisjab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive armadillo.

Flyflisjab created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyflisjab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flyflisjab, it will be very unhappy.

Flyflisjab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flyflisjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.