Gubgedvab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing coyote.

Gubgedvab created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubgedvab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gubgedvab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gubgedvab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gubgedvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Gubgedvab must be the most important thing in your life.