Bedbemnel is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced gerbil.

Bedbemnel created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbemnel, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bedbemnel, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bedbemnel's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bedbemnel's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must pray to Bedbemnel four times a day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedbemnel.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Put Bedbemnel first in all things.