Bissbigpid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy unicorn.

Bissbigpid created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissbigpid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bissbigpid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bissbigpid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bissbigpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.