Godtantom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, uncaring cobra.

Godtantom created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godtantom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godtantom, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Godtantom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Godtantom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never paint your arms gray.

4. Never skip near nematodes.

5. Run away from pink hamsters, for they are unholy.