Belldavtim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing swallow.

Belldavtim created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Belldavtim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Belldavtim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Belldavtim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Belldavtim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Belldavtim.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.