Minfebyost is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented unicorn.

Minfebyost created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minfebyost, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Minfebyost, he will curse you with boils.

Minfebyost's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Minfebyost's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Run away from red rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.