Bessvagzub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident cat.

Bessvagzub created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessvagzub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bessvagzub, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bessvagzub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bessvagzub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.