Tarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonest gerbil.

Tarp created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tarp, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tarp's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if five doves approach from the east.