Figkarhon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omniscient grasshopper.

Figkarhon created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figkarhon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Figkarhon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Figkarhon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Figkarhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if five mice approach from the west.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Figkarhon.