Yanhivgid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical walrus.

Yanhivgid created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yanhivgid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yanhivgid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yanhivgid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yanhivgid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yanhivgid.

2. Hide from mauve badgers for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.