Yastgidbest is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable chicken.

Yastgidbest created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yastgidbest, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yastgidbest, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yastgidbest's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yastgidbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yastgidbest three times a day.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Yastgidbest's name in vain.