Dabhudbamstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, temperamental hyena.

Dabhudbamstaf created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dabhudbamstaf, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dabhudbamstaf, she will destroy your home solar system.

Dabhudbamstaf's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dabhudbamstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never paint your arms pink.

3. Hide from turquoise ants for they are unholy.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never play with disobedient children.