Ragbombig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair monkey.

Ragbombig created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbombig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ragbombig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ragbombig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ragbombig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Never mention pigs.