Tinfuthit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane chicken.

Tinfuthit created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfuthit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tinfuthit, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tinfuthit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tinfuthit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinfuthit.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never run near aardvarks.