Vadguntab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair rhinoceros.

Vadguntab created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Vadguntab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vadguntab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Vadguntab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vadguntab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never paint your back white.