Sigyarppark is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent cat.

Sigyarppark created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigyarppark, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sigyarppark, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sigyarppark's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sigyarppark's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help swans.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.