Tipnigpop is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing swallow.

Tipnigpop created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipnigpop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipnigpop, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tipnigpop's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tipnigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear purple.