Tenpignellikmitfubloggil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair bee.

Tenpignellikmitfubloggil created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Tenpignellikmitfubloggil, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tenpignellikmitfubloggil, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tenpignellikmitfubloggil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tenpignellikmitfubloggil's Holy Commandments

1. Tenpignellikmitfubloggil loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat green fruit.