Tarpabyart is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, almighty rat.

Tarpabyart created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpabyart, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tarpabyart, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tarpabyart's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tarpabyart's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tarpabyart six times a day.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Tarpabyart loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Do not kill moths.