Hitgathen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful turtle.

Hitgathen created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitgathen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hitgathen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hitgathen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hitgathen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.