Fubnakquartduss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, moody lion.

Fubnakquartduss created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubnakquartduss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fubnakquartduss, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fubnakquartduss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fubnakquartduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Fubnakquartduss.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.