Nillbudveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid guinea pig.

Nillbudveen created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillbudveen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillbudveen, she will not invite you to parties.

Nillbudveen's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nillbudveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Put Nillbudveen first in all things.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Always take life seriously.