Sid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, happy swallow.

Sid created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sid, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Erect eight silver sculptures of Sid on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never look in ponds.