Honhogbus is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, grumpy unicorn.

Honhogbus created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honhogbus, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Honhogbus, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Honhogbus' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Honhogbus' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five porpoises approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.