Gummansas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud wasp.

Gummansas created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gummansas, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gummansas, he will turn you into a frog.

Gummansas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gummansas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray towards the south.