Standobfud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet dog.

Standobfud created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Standobfud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Standobfud, he will be mildly annoyed.

Standobfud's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Standobfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Fast once a month.