Bestvonmon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring aardvark.

Bestvonmon created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestvonmon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bestvonmon, she will destroy your home planet.

Bestvonmon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bestvonmon's Holy Commandments

1. Bestvonmon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Bestvonmon loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Bestvonmon on top of important buildings.